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A Techie Joke
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."
The blond said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."
The blond said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"
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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 7, 2009 at 5:48pm -
Oh! I got a million of them!
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a
secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper,"
she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier
and proceeded to make five blank copies.
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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 7, 2009 at 5:45pm
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How about this one!
1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
2nd Person: "A little. What's wrong?"
1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet
and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"
1st Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I
folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."
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Comment by Kevin McCracken on October 7, 2009 at 2:26pm - I bet when she looks out those Windows, she sees a nice Vista.
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