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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 4, 2010 at 7:28pm

Ooooo Johnny...I didn't know!

That;s HHHHOOOOOooooootttttttttttttttttttt!!

of course you know you can find it all at Ahmed's of Hollywood!

Comment by Johnny Patrick on February 4, 2010 at 6:28pm

VERY HOT

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 4, 2010 at 6:26pm

Good morning,

I thought you might like to see "A Gay Terrorist"

It's name is
"YOMAMA BIN SHOPPIN"

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 4, 2010 at 6:23pm

THIS IS A REAL BILLBOARD IN MINNESOTA on 35W near Wyoming, MN

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 4, 2010 at 6:14pm

Thanks Dennis!

Here's one for ya!



A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.




Steamed Tourist: $5

Broiled Missionary: $7
Fried Explorer: $9
Freshly Baked Republicans or Democrats: $150


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all day!'

Comment by Dennis Tooley on February 3, 2010 at 7:34am

Great! Yesterday was Groundhog's Day and Oprah saw her shadow. That means we are stuck with at least six more weeks of silly comments about distracted drivers from a woman who hasn't driven a car since 1987.

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 2, 2010 at 8:29pm

THE WASH CLOTH

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up

over this!



I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist

later in the week.



Early one morning, I received a call from the

doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled

for that morning at 9:30 am.



I had only just packed everyone off to work

and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The

trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I

didn't have any time to spare.



As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure

great hygiene when making such visits, but this time I

wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I

rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the

washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave

myself a quick wash

in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the

clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car

and raced to my appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when

I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure

you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the

other side of the room and pretended that I was in

Paris or some other place a million miles away. I

was a little

surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an

extra effort this morning, haven't we?'



I didn't respond.



After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and

went home.



After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing,

she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my

washcloth?'



I told her to get another one from the cupboard.



She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the

sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside

it.'



Never going back to that doctor - EVER!

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 2, 2010 at 7:23pm

Great Sex
The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!'

The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes!'

The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and she screamed for over six hours!'

The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you
have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?'

The Italian man said, 'I wiped my hands on the bedspread......'

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 2, 2010 at 4:40pm

The economy is so bad that ...
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
· CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
· If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
· Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
· McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
· Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
· A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico ..
· Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
· Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
· The Mafia is laying off judges.
And, finally...
· I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Where does it end.......

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on February 2, 2010 at 2:51pm

Thanks Troy!

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