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Comment by Cissi Sherlock on November 2, 2009 at 1:26pm

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.

'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, I'm a little upset because my daughter
has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations..'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex???'

The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year.We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 30, 2009 at 4:48pm

Happy Halloween!

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 30, 2009 at 4:48pm

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
Leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
Receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your
Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the
Company another nasty letter of complaint..

The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co..

Comment by Megan Danielle Morrow on October 29, 2009 at 1:58am

hahaha Holey Moley.kinda reminds me of Austin Powers

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 27, 2009 at 11:28pm

Muh sister is covered in moles. We used tah call her ole moley... Then she went down to church and got saved... So we called her Holy Moley.

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 27, 2009 at 11:26pm

Installing A Husband .smh.
Dear Tech support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and Noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which Operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...!

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 25, 2009 at 2:17pm

"Son - now make sure he sees you - OK!?"

Comment by Johnny Patrick on October 25, 2009 at 1:14pm

Its him, it has to be him !!

Comment by Johnny Patrick on October 25, 2009 at 1:11pm

Comment by Cissi Sherlock on October 25, 2009 at 8:07am

Question to Johnny - Was the kid trying to wake the pilots of that Minneapolis flight that went off course by 150 miles?

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